Top Ten Reasons To Hate Bono
I really really Bono.
TOP TEN REASON TO HATE BONO
1. He 'sings' in U2
U2 are the anti-music. Not even Simon Cowell himself could concoct a group so vile and lacking in soul. Black Lace, Fast Food Rockers, the makers of the Crazy Frog and Westlife all sleep easy at night safe in the knowledge that their musical crimes wer einsignificant next to those of U2. U2 are absolute masters of the non-song. Okay, some time in the 80s they actually wrote 1 or 2 passable songs but since then they've churned out on-songs. By non-songs I mean those vague middle of the road bits of innoffensive fluf that don't have any real choruses or verses. They just 'exist'. There's no atual tune. The ultimate in blandness.
Does he wear them to hide the lizard eyes? David Icke told me he does and I'm inclined to believe him.
3. His charity work
Is there anything worse in the world than multi millionaires telling everyone how bad global poverty is. Completely vomit inducing.
4. He sings in U2
Just thought I'd remind you!
5. I hate Bono
I hate Bono therefore you should too!
6. Just look at him
Isn't he so smug. Don't you just want to shoot him in the face.
7. He called himself Bono
What hell kind of stupid nickname is 'Bono'?
8. He sings in U2
I can't emphasise this enough
9. He is still alive
Why hasn't someone shot him in the face yet?
10. He sings in U2
Just thought I'd drive this point in once again.