INTERNATIONAL SHOOT BONO IN THE FACE DAY - 1st JULY 2006
I declare 1st July 2006 to be INTERNATIONAL SHOOT BONO IN THE FACE DAY.
I think after you've read my Top Ten Reasons To Hate Bono post then you will agree with me that he does need to be shot in the face. Or at the very least have a specific day dedicated to hating him. This is why I have declared 1st July 2006 to be International Shoot Bono In The Face Day. Whether you're young or old, male or female and whatever the colour of your skin and whatever your sexual orientation we can all join together in our hatred of Bono.
Please tell everyone you know about International Shoot Bono In The Face Day. Don't do it for me - do it for the good of society as a whole.
I feel that my photoshop skills are not good enough to fully express the world's hatred of Bono. Therefore I am starting a competition to come up with the best pictures and animations of Bono being shot in the face. I dedicate whole pages of my blog to show off the very best entries I receive. Hell, I might even go the whole hog and set up a specific website for it. Email your entries to email@example.com. You know you want to! Oh, and fell free to come up with any kind of anti-Bono pictures/animations. I feel that him being shot in the face would be best but let your imagination run wild! And remember, spread the word that 1st July 2006 is International Shoot Bono In The Face Day!