I Hate Star Wars
I hate Star Wars. I really hate Star Wars. Mere words cannot describe exactly how much I hate Star Wars. If there were any justice in the world whatsoever it would be receive the same critical plaudits awarded to Plan 9 From Outer Space. And at least Edward Wood didn’t decide to make 3 different versions of it (or is it 6 or 9? I can’t remember. And who cares!). Plan 9 also makes you laugh.
Will somebody please shoot the moronic twenty-something males who worship this film and exalt George Lucas to the status of a modern day Jesus Christ. On second thoughts, can you also shoot all the cretins in their 30s who do the same too. Unbelievable that the film has been out for so long. You would have thought these buffoons would have stopped collecting stupid plastic toys and living with their mothers by now. Just because you have a vaguely flashy car and maybe had sex once or twice in your life it doesn’t stop you from being the living embodiment of the comic book guy from the Simpsons. “I’ve wasted my life”. Indeed you have. You’ve wasted it watching some of the crappest slop
Yeah, the story is based on some universal truth. Something we can all relate to. I really don’t care. I could probably relate to a film about going to the corner shop for a pint of milk. I wouldn’t want to watch the bloody thing though. It’s been so long since I’ve watched the utter drivel that is Star Wars that I can’t remember what the actual universal story is. Something about growing up and good against evil. Might as well be American Pie Part 7 or something.
Star Wars go to hell.